ChaoticAsshole

Kcalb
Kcalb is a 6ft 5in playful asshole who helped with the kitchens endless food supply and royally fucked up space and time to allow entity from other times and dimensions to visit.

Dat Ass
Kcalb stands 6ft 5in most of the time.He appears as nothing more than a black shadow of a man with contrasting white hair eyes and mouth. however despite how he looks he is completely solid. physically he is human but noone is quite sure what he is. He seems wear a tux most of the time though he has been known to change outfits spontaneously.When enraged(which rarely happens) his form will remain cloaked in shadows however he will appear to have flames coming off his body. in this state he is more likely to use his shadow abilitys and does not joke around par normal.

I GOT THE POWA!
Kcalb has quite a few powers at his disposal. however he only uses a handful of them regularly. he has stated that he can operate the string theory "as if it was clay" and that "the chaos theory is quite amusing and fun to mess with" both of these theorys are quite powerful but his goofiness and occasional forgetfulness renders both of them quite limited.